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2007年8月21日星期二

我们都是阿修罗——情愿两个人不快活 也要一起生活




《阿修罗》--王菲 on《寓言》


王子 小王子 为什么
访客们都在路过
为何要 主人难过
发生了什么
怎么 怎么
情愿一起沉没
也不欣赏泡沫
不愿要走火入魔
是谁 你是谁 为什么
情愿两个人不快活
也要一起生活
我们做过什么
怎么 怎么
莫非你是阿修罗
享受哀艳的战火
将玻璃也击破
都不愿看破
(你变做 好战的阿修罗)


为什么会放这首歌?这个某米不好意思说--是我迷迷糊糊中听到的"莫非你是阿奎罗"……


那个表笑了,下面开始说正经的了(众人:你也有正经的?米宽:那啥~囧……)


这首歌,是送给我们家的宝宝们的。最近大家都不是很顺,但是表放弃啊


"情愿两个人不快活 也要一起生活。"我们总是怨念小某和小某不能在一起,或者八卦他们的生活,
却从没有想过这个问题。


但是我就是喜欢阿修罗,它处于三界之间,不完美,却没有遗憾,执着地一如既往,七情六欲肆意地流淌着,挥发着……




虽说阿修罗男极丑,阿修罗女端庄美丽,有鬼与天的力量,但是我还是觉得他们都是世间的常人,只是心中的矛盾、激荡被无限放大,一心执着的人。


记得曾经看过一部日本家庭伦理句,半当中看的,名字叫《宛如阿修罗》
宛如阿修罗海报


一直不是很明白,但是名字一直记得,有一句台词好像是:"女人啊,就像阿修罗。"
现在好像有些似懂非懂了。


可惜人都是些软弱的阿修罗,善变,善妒,好斗,可是斗争被转移到了内心,介于能力,介于舆论,无法爆发,就如母亲那样。


我们的世界不就是一个多灾多难的阿修罗道嘛?是善是恶又有谁真的清楚呢?


阿修罗就是有很多面孔,难道我们不是吗?对不同的人,不同的事,我们也转变着自己的嘴脸。


《天龙八部》中,我最喜欢的是慕容复,虽然他是失败者。我想他就是代表阿修罗的吧。既然在这个阿修罗道,天,是英年早逝的,善恶也没有绝对的区分,那就做阿修罗吧。


看到有一段话说"其实每个人就是一个阿修罗,善恶存在于一个躯体中,美好丑恶,杀戮仁慈,嫉妒平和。而执著的程度就是决定善恶修罗出世的关键。
大修罗王执著于自己的救世所以不为佛(神),执著于自己的出世和清明,脱离了精神界的污秽所以不为人,执著于美好和善不想造业所以不为物(下三道),执著于无界限和无善恶无奖罚没有了是非观,所以不为天。"


我家的宝宝们,你们就是王子,你们也要做阿修罗,因为我不忍看到你们受到伤害,也不愿看你们分开,你们要执著,当然也要开心,虽然这可能很难。而我也要继续做更加执着的阿修罗,不再逃避。




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2007年8月2日星期四

我被感动到起鸡皮疙瘩,Paul Potts


哎呀~这么彪悍的人我才刚刚知道,真是脱离时代了。不过就算如此也无法妨碍我对他的敬佩。
今天下午,和某位小朋友聊天的时候她让我看的视频,百无聊赖的我就很无聊的去看了。


视频是某选秀节目叫作《 Britains Got Talent 》,就是相当于什么超男超女,好男型秀的节目(我好想主次颠倒了~不管了啦。)一开始看就看到一小胖子,说话不知道是紧张还是什么的都不是很清楚,就说到自己是手机推销员,谈到梦想,谈到自卑。我还以为某小朋友又要给我看什么恶搞视频呢。


他坚定地说"我要唱歌剧。"这时我看到了他的大豁牙,也看到了嘉宾的疑惑,我也在等着是不是又一个"孔庆翔",接着就是《图兰朵》中的著名唱段,虽然还是有紧张,手不知道放哪里,穿的也是廉价的西服,但是在精神上,我感觉他进了新的境界。






一些背景资料:点这里,还有这里。


像那评委说的一样.拥有才华而不自知的普通人.最让人感动.


更加令我感动的是台下的观众,他们就这么配合的鼓掌,尖叫而且都那么自然,让整个气氛到了新的一个境界。


相比於国内,黑幕,喜欢评价选手外貌的戴大红花的嘉宾,漫长的赛制,无休止的投票,崇拜帅哥的小姑娘们,我不知道是不是有很多PAUL还在尘土之中,没机会散发光彩。


了解更多去PAUL的space看吧。




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2007年8月1日星期三

凝神静气,屏住呼吸,和我一起期待来自中国的《森林之歌》


《见证》的制片人叫陈晓卿 ,就是自称人老猪黄的那位,的一个片子《森林之歌》看来是要出来了。
我看了其中几位的blog,也感觉到了这部中国制造的纪录片的来之不易。





作为一部纪录片,中央台下面的纪录片,资金不可能充裕到什么地步。对于中央电视台的大旗,我不知道对于这部片子来说是喜还是忧。
喜的话,毕竟能在拍摄期间受到各地区的支持,忧的方面是,她必定要传达我国的主流思想,无论是在地方拍摄时,还是在中央审核时。


我仅从片花上,喜欢上了这部片子,但也许称不上是"一见钟情"因为之前就有些了解。我甚至更感兴趣她的幕后的情况。因为,有可能这就是我今后的路程。


很多人很喜欢《大国崛起》,但是我总觉得象是在看风景片,那种在卖电视的柜台放的那种。但是看了《森林之歌》的片花,我是真的"凝神静气,屏住呼吸"感觉那是我生长的地方的一方水土,一草一木都撩动着我的内心。





一共10个片段,大家可以去土豆的豆列里面看,也可以去老六的blog里看




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2007年7月21日星期六

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2007年7月17日星期二

我心中的那辆自行车……


听了首歌,想起了我的应该算第一辆彻底属于我的自行车。





Nine Million Bicycles

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing 北京城里有900万辆自行车
That's a fact 这是个事实
It's a thing we can't deny 是我们无法否认的事
Like the fact that I will love you till I die 就像我会爱你直到死去


We are twelve billion light years from the edge 我们离时间尽头有120亿光年
That's a guess 那只是个猜测
No-one can ever say it's true 没人能说那是真的
But I know that I will always be with you 但我知道我会一直跟你在一起


I'm warmed by the fire of your love everyday 你的爱天天都温暖着我
So don't call me a liar 别说我是说谎者
Just believe everything that I say 要相信我所说的一切


There are six billion people in the world 在这世上有60亿人
More or less 差不多
And it makes me feel quite small 这让我感觉挺渺小
But you're the one I love the most of all 但你是我最爱的人
We're high on the wire 我们站得很高
With the world in our sight 眼里能看见全世界
And I'll never tire 而且我从不厌倦
Of the love that you give me every night 你所给我的爱


There are nine million bicycles in Beijing 北京城里有900万辆自行车
That's a fact 这是个事实
It's a thing we can't deny 这事我们无法否认
Like the fact that I will love you till I die 就像我会爱你至死
And there are nine million bicycles in Beijing北京城里有900万辆自行车
And you know that I will love you till I die 而你也知道我会爱你直到死去
(歌词翻译来自网络)
心中的自行车


很多事情现在想想,是那么近又是那么远。


在那辆自行车上,有我雨天狂飙的回忆,被车门弹到人行道上。
很多的很多都是其他人永远不会知道的。


我还记得那辆跑车,对于那时候的我,他有点高,有红灯的时候,我需要踮着脚。
他的车把有些扭曲,是倒在地上留下的伤疤。
他的链子曾经卡住,因此我从松花江路把他推回家,那时候还住在老房子。
我会记得放学回来,就把他推进走廊,为他遮风挡雨。
他的刹车,总是会发出奇奇怪怪的声音。
而我刚买那辆车时候的先斩后奏仍然历历在目。


我不知道为什么,最近会有一些感触,会开始怀旧。
可能我还在"欲赋新词强说愁"的年纪吧。
今天听到张卫健很动情的唱"年少轻狂的好日子,一懂事就结束。"
我不知道,我真的不知道。
至少现在我做事会顾虑,顾虑很多。
懂事,到底对我意味着什么。


但是我想,也许,人生就像这个MV一样,就是这样一个不断的长镜头,
对于土地,我希望我能够落叶归根。




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2007年7月16日星期一

《捉贼记》:为了个人利益连环追逐的商业片


不管怎样,算是一部成功的商业片



至少,我从现在的眼光看来,也算是一部成功的商业片。
里面包含的商业元素:型男(本来想说帅哥的,但是现在帅哥的定义,可能因为某些奶油小生的关系……这个,Cary Grant可能要称为"帥大叔"了XD),美女(Grace Kelly总归这个称呼配的上的),贵族般的生活,爱情,风景,刺激,反叛,搞笑,悬念……
不管怎样,从当时就能如此洞察人的心理,是非常了不起的。


当然在节奏上可能就慢一点,毕竟要穿插男女猪脚的一些打情骂俏之语,以至于最后不太突兀。可惜是,那黑猫应该在来点飞檐走壁的高难度动作,那就更加商业片了。当然,无聊的时候,可以看看风景,还有其实演技还是很到位。比如说那一开始的一啃,那个眼神,动作,都是回味无穷的。


那些,向往贵族生活的小女孩,也好看看。学学Grace是多么GRACE。穿着如盔甲般的束胸裙子,走起路来,简直感觉就是在那庞大的裙子中穿了双溜冰鞋滑行的。唉~想想她过世也这么多年了,人家富裕的摩纳哥人民仍"爱"着这位王妃。爱的是什么呢,也就是那光鲜亮丽,有钱不就是折腾嘛,就如影片中的冰冷的首饰,闪闪发光,又如化妆舞会一个个穿着复古衣服的炫耀的富翁,富婆,最后不还是喝了酒后,在台阶上睡倒一片。


当然,"谁也不比谁高尚多少"大家不都是为了自己的利益活着么。黑猫为了自己的名誉(说得好听叫作承诺,而使自己成为正面人物);幕后黑手为了首饰,为了钱;保险商同样为了钱;警察,为了职责,其实很大部分也就是面子;富家女麽,不就为了个男人嘛。干嘛去诟病人家小偷呢。但是商业片就只能树立英雄形象了。




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2007年7月15日星期日

《我心遗忘的节奏》:选择父亲还是母亲?


应该说是昨天,从昨天到今天,在c6看完了这部片子。本来完全是冲着ROMAIN去的,不过这部片子里为了刻画人物貌似有把他丑化一点,不过也格外地符合片子。其实,我就是很喜欢那些亦正亦邪的角色,而不是那些彻底英雄式的,因为我觉得只有这些人才是真正的人,也是真正有故事的人。这部片子也是这么一个故事。


主角就是这样一个亦正亦邪的人物,也因此陷入矛盾与挣扎。


我心遗忘的节奏,这个名字就美丽地道出了这样一个焦灼的状况。


父亲:没有音乐的生活,继续用各种手段获取商业利益,用那双手赶走拦在眼前的麻烦(房客,移民……),放弃音乐。


母亲:沉浸于古典音乐中,做一名钢琴师,


自己:其实作为父母的孩子,他只是最后很好的取了当中的部分。这种取舍没有什么好与不好,只是自己的选择。他选择了音乐,却是电子音乐,在失败地奏完巴哈後,走上街头的他选择的仍然是如他自我性格一般的电子音乐。他选择了商业,他最后做了经纪人,却是古典钢琴师的经纪人。


确实他就是这样一个矛盾的集合。影片的一开始就表达了他对于父亲的态度。他急躁、粗暴一如父亲,却如爱自己孩子般散发着母性爱着父亲。我甚至怀疑他自己是不是也没有认清楚自己的角色,在父亲即将再结婚时,对父亲说那人是妓女,又一次次出面为父亲摆平事端。他的粗暴似乎又正好没有太多,他只是那个在酒吧劝架的人,忽略一切周遭的嘈杂沉浸于音乐中的人,不停地用手指在吧台上敲击的人。同时他自己的生活也是混乱的,我指的是私生活--与合伙人--那个托马斯多次为了他的猎艳去圆谎的人--的妻子,甚至与杀父仇人的未婚妻。而这一些,我觉得却是为了影片的真正女主角--苗玲而准备的。


影片中母亲这一形象并未饱满地出现过,而苗玲这是这一形象的延续。首先是她的身份,也算是一位钢琴师了,至少2年后是了。和托马斯的母亲一样。同样,她作为他的钢琴教师,虽然鸡同鸭讲,但是却展现出了威严,对他进行教育。这也就是为什么他们之间的关系如此的关系。而最后他成为她的经纪人,是否也是他自己对父亲对母亲偏见的看法的显现?


关于最后,导演之后又安排了仇人相见。其实如果托马斯真的非常满足于现在的生活的话,那俄国人也算是他的恩人吧。对于他最后并未选择用那只昨天在舞台上试过琴的手叩下扳机,但是他确实选择了报仇,这也是他的混合方式吧。他的挣扎,结局会是什么呢?我觉得他很快将被俄国人复仇,一如他父亲一样,在天堂上和他的父母活在一起。你觉得呢?


但是这重要麽?这个年代,只要现在爽到就可以了……




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《黑板》:遥远的虚构的真实


今天终于耐下性子把《黑板》看完了,看多了商业片的我,对于这部我在看的时候一直怀疑是纪录片的故事片而言,确实是与众不同。



电影的一开头就震撼了我--一群男人每人背着一块黑板在山路上行走,虽然那中黄土,那种山石,在中国西部我也体验过。但是,那一块块背着黑板的男人,有如蝙蝠侠张开双翅,又如上帝背负着十字架,我却突然有种"超现实"的感觉。我想,这应该不是一部歌颂师恩,或者说象《一个也不能少》那样的影片吧。


看完全片,确实不出我所料,而片中的二位老师并非是圣人,他们只能服从于导演的无形之首,或是说安拉的安排。在那种头顶不是有飞机盘旋,身后有冷枪响起,甚至还有化学武器、地雷埋藏的地方,那悬崖峭壁也就不算什么了。黑板在影片中传授知识的功能很少,更多的是一个悲剧的象征。用来作为掩体是最常见的,当然还能晒晒衣服,抬抬病人什么的。对于生活在这种朝不保夕的生活中的民众而言,知识并没有黑板其他的作用那么重要。


但是黑板上写的字呢?想学的人没有命学下去,想教的人得不到回应,最后"我爱你"和黑板一起成了曾经的嫁妆。其中的苦涩,人生的荒谬,在生死面前也不重要了。它也将不再是黑板,他只是普通木板了,因为他的主人被一条国界线所分割,只能相望于江湖了。


这一条线如果说是 批判现实主义的话,那么另一条真正属于老师和学生的线呢?美丽的悲剧?因为太悲,太遥远所以觉得美丽,不真实?但是又觉得一切是那么顺理成章。冷枪打在兴奋地描摹出自己名字的孩子的背上。没有机枪扫射,也没有淋淋鲜血,也没有死前呻吟或是交待遗愿,但是却比那些似乎更加尖锐与锋利。在那为了受伤的孩子做了夹板后只剩半块的黑板上,是一个渴望知识的孩子不确定的笔迹,他的未来也是不确定的,而那却似乎是我们在整部片子中看到的一丁点希望。但是我们似乎忘记了,他们只是,他们也认为自己是"骡子"。而在那战乱频繁的两伊边境,无论是谁,生命都如蝼蚁般,不值一名。


导演就用这种纪实般,让人觉得残忍的带着些许麻木的镜头展现给我们看这个世界的一小部分,遥远的虚构的真实。黑板虽未传授多少知识,但是《黑板》却给我们好好上了一课。


在伊朗很多因素,如经济,政治等的压力下当时年仅21岁的莎米拉·马克马巴夫,能拍出如此一部表面很浅显,以侧面为主,却将批判的矛头直直地指了出去。对于我国的影坛来说都有很多值得借鉴与学习。




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2007年7月6日星期五

旧衣服,新衣服——评《深蓝即是黑》


对于生活,我们总是那么不确定。


帕慕克在诺贝尔的话讲演讲中说过:"作家谈论的是大家都知道但却不知道自己知道的事。"也许这部影片的用意也在于此。


我喜欢介绍这部片子的第一句话--"'深蓝即是黑'是一种心灵的状态,对未来的不确定,一种颜色:我们通常不太能够辨别颜色,而且主要是靠光线、媒介和情绪来判断。"深蓝即是黑就是这样一种状态,想对生活反抗,却只能对它妥协。


影片中反复出现了那件主角朝思暮想的西装,他是真的想拥有它嘛?好像又不那么想。他也有西装,只是那是用制服改的,而他的工作,也并不需要他穿西装,只是这件颜色深蓝或是黑色的西装让他感觉他似乎脱离了那个原来的社会下层,似乎摆脱了一直穿旧衣服的自卑,而似乎有了它他就有了信心去获得他所想要的。他继续在新的门房找寻和自己专业匹配的工作,一切似乎都没变,而对于JORGE一切又变了,因为他对未来的向往不同了。


那件西装在橱窗里光鲜亮丽,却没人会去买,商家也就不断地打折。而对于未来的生活,屡遭挫折的JORGE对未来也越来越不确定了。


不确定,生活就是充斥着不确定。


而在不确定之后,对于生活只有容忍。JORGE不确定PAULA是否真的爱她,却决定做孩子的爸爸。也不再管他到底是否爱NATALIA。JORGE和葛格ANTONIO虽然可能说有恨,无论是一人承担家庭重负,或者是夺爱之仇,抑或是对金钱的争夺,最后ANTONIO还是推着轮椅上的爸爸来看JORGE。还有我很喜欢的影片的另一条线:ISRAEL他先是鄙视他父亲可能是GAY,而之后怀疑自己,而之后竟然和父亲一起在按摩师门口"排队"。


片中充满了冲突,爱恨,猜忌,矛盾,而且这些在不同关系中都有体现。但却没有真正的爆发,只有短短几分钟JORGE用暴力取得那件西装,之后,一切又趋向于平静。这是结束?这是开始?


深蓝即是黑?深蓝不是黑?




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2007年6月28日星期四

站在死亡之船上嘲笑人生——《scoop》


今天还蛮HIGH的看了SCOOP
伍迪艾伦的片子
不过真的有很冷啊
加上那个字幕太垃圾
无敌艾伦又那么碎碎念
真是有很好的培养语感了……


整部片子还蛮中规中矩的(碎碎念除外)
其中灰姑娘式的故事,搞笑,凶杀,悬疑,性爱……
anyway,还蛮轻松的,虽然有的时候也留点小悬念
不管怎样都不痛不痒,但还有蛮多蛮有深意的话


音乐也很不错哦~就是那样定下了整部片子轻松的主调
如果我来拍的话可能会更挖的深一点吧
不过估计也就美人来看了


情节方面,虽然漏洞还算有一点吧
也有可能是我没有理解
但是整个节奏感掌握的很好
没有太多想让我快进的欲望
(也有可能是我要全神贯注的听那2种口音交汇的E文)
我最喜欢的就是结尾啦


可能最近看悲剧片太多了
加上这一篇又有这么多的冷笑话
我一开始甚至有些怀疑结尾


不过当然啦我们的从童星升上来的女主角怎么好被淹死来
八卦以下她应该就是我们家HEIKKI宝宝最喜欢的那位啦
那个谁谁谁表吃醋哦
可是比较没有想到的就是那个魔术师就这样挂了
而且整个镜头也交待的很简单
只是一个惊讶的表情……摄影机定格……+声效
甚至连那辆SMART被撞毁的镜头都没有
(难道为了防止落入B级片?)
而最后就得知他就这样挂了
SMART有赞助这部片子嘛?
让我小小怀疑下SMART的安全系数
其中也看到了其他蛮多好车
当然还有英伦风情


看完以后再回想一遍很难定性这部片子是喜剧还是悲剧
这个可能是我和其他人比较不同的地方吧
伍迪艾伦也有表示说他想成为悲剧作家
但我觉得有一段评论木心的话来说他也非常适合
大概意思就是说喜剧的话是从一个更高的角度看下来
来看待整个人性的荒诞性
如果怎么说的话这部片子应该算是彻底的喜剧片吧


但他的喜剧不是那种完全恶搞式的只求博君一乐
看其中的段子虽然有点冷
有点好玩,但这就是生活的本质
本来魔术师的人物设定就是来讽刺这个生活的
人生就是一场TRICKY
他关于半杯水的理论发人深省
看到的不是只有半杯水~有一半是空的
看到的就是那半杯水~不过充满了毒药


人们对于贵族的态度
以及贵族的生活
都是伍迪爱伦喋喋不休讽刺的对象
还有他看事情悲观但透彻的角度
They think they knew where the body is.
让我彻底破灭了希望
却又看到浑身湿透的女主角站在门口
又是一个惊喜
警察也不幸的为了向民众交待
为贵族服务而隐瞒了太多


什么时候让我做次贵族吧
要不先练一下演技?




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2007年6月8日星期五

加拿大的广告

2007年6月4日星期一

Day 8 - An interview with Guillermo Canas - Sunday, June 3, 2007


Q. How close would you say you are to your very best form on clay at the moment?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I think I am in my best performance on clay. I'm very confident in my game. I don't remember the years before how I am, but I think it's my best performance, or I feeling I'm playing my best tennis in the moment.

Q. And the first set today was almost perfect.

GUILLERMO CANAS: Yeah, I think today I play very good match. I'm very happy the way I play. I think the first set was great. I didn't miss a ball. I think, today all the match, in three sets, I'm very happy the way I play.

Q. The hot weather has hit. It's here.

GUILLERMO CANAS: Yeah.

Q. And the courts are fast and the bounces are high. Tell us what that does for your game?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, I think it's much better. I prefer this weather. I think for me it's better if the weather continue like this. Yeah, it's very different tournament. Just the ball bounce high. It's faster.

But today I really am feeling much confidence with this weather. I hope this continue like this next week.

Q. You've had so few unforced errors in your first four matches compared to your opponent. That's almost like 3 to 1. Do you get some sort of inner joy at watching yourself breakdown your opponents, forcing them into errors?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, really, I don't feel different shots. When I get to the court, I try to make not many forced errors. Just I try to -- my game is to play like this. I know if I play like this, I have a chance that the other guy start to miss a lot. And when this happen, I feel more confidence in my game. But it's the way I try to play.

THE MODERATOR: Questions in Spanish.

Q. You've said that after the first match you would talk more between Nadal and Federer. This is the second week.

GUILLERMO CANAS: Yes, this is the second week, and I'm one of the possible who can win the tournament. I'm quite happy because I've reached the quarterfinals. I have moments for the tournament it will be a little bit different. From what we've seen so far, I'm going to play against players who are very good.

But today I'm very happy because I've played against a player who has plenty of confidence. I've played my best tennis, and I'm very happy about it.

Q. About this same topic, we asked Monaco if you could be the third man between Nadal and Federer. Juan Monaco said yes. He said that you are really craving for victory.

GUILLERMO CANAS: That's true. That's true. And I'm very happy if other players make this type of comment. I would say that I have still the same mindset. I want to move forward in the tournament. It is true that I've built up some extra confidence. He's one of the best players on clay, and I've played my best tennis and it means a lot to me.

Q. Forward, imagine Nalbandian wins. If you were to play Nalbandian or Davydenko, which one would you prefer?

GUILLERMO CANAS: If I were to play against Davydenko, it's going to be a very difficult match. There will be plenty of challenges. I will try to face my opponent and I will try to play my best level.

And if I play against David Nalbandian, it will be a totally different match. I mean, I know him very well. And I've been doing for quite a long time. We spent plenty of time on the court together. So it will be a tough match for both players. And I know how he plays. He knows how I play. But I don't think that we're going to change our tactics. It will be an interesting match. And I think that we will play at a high level in order to move to the next stage.唉~~可惜没机会啦

Q. The other day you said that your best weapon in order to move out of difficult situation was your serve. But what about your defensive game? I mean, your defensive game is as important as your serve.

GUILLERMO CANAS: I've served well today. I played very accurately, and I defended myself when need be. But what is important is that I've done my job. And I've played very well and this gives me a lot of confidence in order to move forward in the tournament.

Q. What type of player are you?

GUILLERMO CANAS: The way I define myself? I don't know. It's very difficult to give a self-definition of yourself. It's very difficult. It's very difficult to look at yourself in the mirror. I would say that I'm a seasoned player. I'm an experienced player. I want to play every point as if each point was the last one of the match.我欣赏这一点

I would say that my game has been improving over the past few years. My serve has improved significantly. ——教教我们家豚呀And I have plenty of confidence. I've moved forward. I've made some progress. And gradually I would say that I'm a more complete player. But I need to move forward. That's all.

In other words, what is important is the way you play the way I fight for each point, for each ball. And that's what matters.

Q. At this stage of the tournament, we have to recognize and acknowledge that you have done very well. It is true that the media will pay attention to Nadal, Federer, and Moya?

GUILLERMO CANAS: It's quite normal that people focus on Nadal and Federer, because they are head of the pack and they've got the best results over the past few years. It's quite normal that the media talk about them. But we are dealing with a tennis tournament, and everything can happen. There are plenty of players with a very good level. It's very difficult to defeat Federer or Nadal. But, I mean, on the tennis court I would say that I will do my best. I don't know whether it's an advantage or not whether the media talks about me or not.

Q. Any pressure?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No pressure. I don't have any pressure. I'm here to enjoy.thumbsup I want to play my best level, so I don't have any pressure as far as I'm concerned, I would say. And when I step on the tennis court, I want to enjoy. I want to savour and to take relish in these moments. It goes beyond what people would say about me.

Q. You've played your best level. If you continue the way you play, you don't have a lot of improvements to make.

GUILLERMO CANAS: There is always room for improvement. What I want to tell you is that it was the trickiest player, because he has plenty of confidence and he has got some good results.

But I've played my best, and I have plenty of confidence. But, of course, we need to move forward. And I'm quite happy with the way I played and the way I behaved on the court. And I'm full of confidence.

Q. During this match, you didn't go to the net very often. Do you think that you can reach the final without going to the net?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I think that you can reach the final of Roland Garros, whatever way you play. What is important is to play well. But, in fact, I didn't go to the net because I was playing against Juan and it was very difficult to play differently. So we have to adapt our strategies to the opponent. Of course, we have to be a little bit more aggressive from time to time. But my game hasn't changed. Basically I have a game plan. That's all.

Q. At the end of the match after all these events of your career, what about the standing ovation from the crowd? Did you realize that?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, I didn't realize that there was a standing ovation. I mean, I didn't enjoy that too much. I was very happy because I've won today. And I enjoyed stepping on the court and I enjoyed playing a tournament on this court. This is my favorite court in this stadium. And I like this court, and I enjoyed it. Of course, I wish I could enjoyed more this event with the public, but I'm very happy with it. Of course, I couldn't feel it at the utmost.

Q. You are in the second week. Your physical fitness is not at the top level?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I mean for a Grand Slam tournament you want to reach the second week. And it is true that we don't want to spend a lot of time on the tennis court. I haven't lost many sets, so I'm very happy with my results. And next Tuesday I will be on court and I will be very fit.

Q. So you played against Moya, you played against Costa. You were about to win a few years ago, but now you are five years older. So what is your assessment? Do you feel better today?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I would say that five years more didn't have a lot of impact, in fact. So I'm an old guy with plenty of experience, in fact. So it is true that as old as I am, I'm doing well. And it is true that I will spend less time on court, and I had spent less time on court. But what is important for me is to feel good without pain. It will be quite positive for me if I reach the quarterfinals.

大强,大强!又大又强~快去庖丁解牛吧~

2007年6月3日星期日

interview with Guillermo Canas - Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Q. There are a great number of people who are denied the opportunity to watch you play today because the French Open decided to place you on Court 16 where there's fairly limited seating. Did it strike you as odd that you should be on such a small outdoor, out‑of‑the‑way court?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I really think I don't care, just I prefer to play in the big stadiums and I know that, but I knew there were gonna be a lot of matches. It's the first round, Tuesday, and many matches to play. I know they're gonna be, I don't know, maybe top seed in the big stadium, the French guy, and absolutely for me it's better if I play in the big stadium, but that was good.

It was good. It was full of people over there. Not many, but full of people. I hope the next match I play in the big, or a little bit bigger stadium.

Q. It's been a long journey back to your first Grand Slam in two years. I wonder if you could just reflect on what this means to you to be back here now?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Oh, it's great to be here. It's great to be in the French Open again. It's great to play my first Grand Slam after my suspension, and I think I enjoy a lot today, the match for today. It was so exciting. It's great to win the first match in this kind of tournament. And just I enjoy this tournament like I enjoyed the tournaments I played before, just a little bit more because my family is here.

And just I tried to do my best on the court and I tried to keep winning, or to keep going in the tournament.

But for me it's great to play here in Paris.

Q. Was there a time you doubted that you would make it back to this level?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I think ‑‑ sorry, it's warm ‑‑ sorry. Again?

Q. Was there a time that you had doubt in your mind that you would make it back to a Grand Slam?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No. Just really I knew I gonna play this kind of tournament again when I was in the suspension, but I don't know when. But I knew I gonna play a Grand Slam again. I knew I gonna play in my level, all the big level again. But I'm so happy. I'm so proud to play or to be here after six, eight months, that I start to play again. And really, I'm so happy to have this level to play my first Grand Slam.

Q. It hasn't been a sensational clay court season for you, not like on the hard courts before. After Key Biscayne, did you feel like you just needed to take a breath and relax a little bit?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, not really. It's just I think in the beginning of my season, that start in September, I play a lot of matches to March. I play very well the first tournament in clay. It was in Barcelona. I make the final. And then after that, I play just two more tournaments. It was Rome and Hamburg. I didn't have very good result, but in Rome I play good tennis. I have maybe [] the Simon, he play very well against me. And then I think I maybe start to get a little bit tired. I have some pains in my shoulder, in my back. But I think ‑‑ I think it's not bad. It's just I play three tournaments in clay. I made one final and I'm here very confident. I play very good tennis to have a great tournament here.

Q. You've got Simone Bolelli, you've never played him. Are you going to have to find out something about him in the next day or so or do you already know him?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, no, I don't know nothing about him. Just I try to find how he play. I knew he have a good result in the last few months. But really, I didn't see him play any. Just after this press conference, I go to find how he play and how he look. I know him, how he look a little bit, but how he look inside the court.

Q. We saw some great Argentine success here in Paris, particularly in 2004. What do you know of Coria and Gaudio and how do you explain what's happened to their games?

GUILLERMO CANAS: I think they are so different case. Gaston is maybe knowing his best moment, but, you know, this one is very competitive level. Sometimes happen. I hope he soon come back to his level. But it's very different case to Coria. I don't know what happened with Guillermo. I practice with him in like two months ago, after ‑‑ before Miami and he was practice very well. Just I knew he gonna start playing like months ago, but he didn't. Just really, I don't know more about him. But I hope.

They are two very important players for us and I hope both, they gonna come to the high level soon.

Q. In Gaston's case, do you think it's a loss of confidence, what's happened to him?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Yeah, I think the tennis ‑‑ more so the tennis is about mentality, confidence. Maybe he lose a little bit confidence. But we know, everybody know, he's a great tennis player, and maybe he ‑‑ maybe he want to come back with the high level. He have a chance. But really, it's a question to ask him, not to me.

Q. We've had quite a bit of rain the first couple days here, maybe a little tomorrow, maybe a little on Thursday. When the conditions are like this, slowing the courts down, and so much of your game is retrieving the ball, does that work more in your favor?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No. Really for me I really prefer the sun, warm weather, and fast court, really. But I like this kind of court, too. But I prefer when it is a little bit faster here. The ball, the balance of the ball is high. Then I prefer. But, you know, sometime in Paris, it's this weather. I think this year is worse than before. But I don't know. Just I try to continue to play the way I play. I don't care about the weather.

THE MODERATOR: Questions in Spanish, please.

Q. Well, your first match here is your first game. You came back. Did you feel comfortable? What did you feel?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, I was a bit nervous before I started the match. When you start, it's always a bit like this. But to be honest, I felt very confident. I've been here for almost a week now. And I must say I felt more confident and I'm very happy about the two first sets I played. They were quite good.

The third set was probably not the best in the match, but I'm very happy I made it very first round and in three sets.

Q. Playing in a Grand Slam is probably a different feeling. You came back in September, but it's your first Grand Slam tournament.

GUILLERMO CANAS: Well, just like all Grand Slam, you experience it. You have special feelings, and I'm trying to play it differently. I've been here since last Saturday. I arrived in Paris early to try and practice, to try and get a feeling of the city. And I'm more confident. We've been here for a week. I feel good. I feel fit. And I think that beyond all this, of course, you know, when you're playing your first match, you're a bit under pressure.

But I came here with my family and it's a great pleasure for me to be here with them.

Q. How did you prepare for this from a psychological standpoint? Who is with you here in Paris?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Well, we prepared this a week ago. We decided on who would come with me a few weeks ago. I had played quite a few tournaments, so I was a bit tired. So I said, Well, if it's a great tournament for me, I'll be on the courts for quite a few hours. So I decided to take a one‑week break before I started this tournament. So I arrived a week early, a week ahead of time. I came here with my family. My parents are here. They're so happy. They see me back in Paris.

So I came with them and with all my team, and with some friends. So I must say, I feel very much at home. And it gives me great confidence. I'm here with my family. We have a flat, so I don't feel the pressure of Roland Garros that much.

Q. Were you surprised? I mean, you were quite powerful at the beginning of this match, not talking about the third set you just mentioned. Was it a surprise for you to be so at ease, so confident?

GUILLERMO CANAS: No, no. I've been feeling well over the last days, as I said earlier. I came much ahead of time. So, you know, when you take time to prepare yourself ahead of time, you feel good. So in the last days I started preparing a few things and practicing a few shots. But I played very good first set, and then the third set, maybe I started lacking concentration a bit.

But, you know, I think it was a very positive first round. I'll play my second match tomorrow. I'm very happy I came through this first round in three sets, so I'll try and be ready for the second set.

Q. You said it in English already, but we need to listen to you in Spanish. So what do you know about your opponent, Simone Bolelli?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Well, as I said in English before, I don't know him very well. I know he's been playing well over the last month, but that's all I know about him. I know what he looks like, because I've seen him in the changing rooms, but I've never seen him playing. So after the press conference, I'll try and find out about the way he plays, about his game. I'll try to find information. And I'll try to get to know his game, to know how to play him in the next match.

Q. Argentina came here with 15 players. That's a record figure, but we lack a top 10. We miss a player like you in the previous years. Are you ready to endorse this role as top Argentinian player?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Well, I don't know, really, if I'm ready to accept this additional pressure. I think the only thing I need to do here is to make the most, to have fun, to enjoy it, and if it turns out right, I'll be very happy, because that's why I came here.

But I really don't need to do anything else, what I'm actually doing and what I've done over the last month was great, well, in my opinion at least. And I think I'll have beautiful month ahead. So I don't need to be the icon of any country, and I don't want to have this pressure on me.

Q. In Miami they talked about success outside the courts. I have a question to ask you about the TAS decision after the results you got in the legal courts. What's your opinion?

GUILLERMO CANAS: Well, in a nutshell I think what TAS says is not what the supreme court is asking. So they observe what the supreme court says, and they say nothing about the decision of the supreme courts, I want to repeat this again aloud, but beyond this, I think it is not the right time for me to talk about it. My lawyer is here. If you have any questions to ask, ask them to my lawyer and he will give you any answer you want. And for me, I want to focus on this tournament.

2007年6月2日星期六

RG_R3-JUNE1_NALBY-INTERVIEW


Q. Canas just said that the match he played was like a Davis Cup match because there were a lot of Belgians in his match. And you played against a French. The crowd was against you. It seems like you Argentinians like to play in these kind of conditions against the crowd. How do you think about that? 这位记者有好紧张啊~

DAVID NALBANDIAN: Well, for me I don't mind. I just try to be out there and try to play my best. It doesn't matter if the crowd is with me or against me, like today. But you try to play your tennis and try to win. So that doesn't mind, the people. If the people are with you, of course, better.

But in this case, it's normal, you know. Play with a French guy Center Court. It's normal that almost everyone's going to be against you.不错想得蛮开的,不过後来很多FANS也帮你加油的哦

THE MODERATOR: Questions in Spanish.

Q. What about this match? What is your assessment? Is it a good match? Is it a big match?

DAVID NALBANDIAN: I would say that it was a good match. It was a tough match. All these sets were tough, tricky, had to fight for every point. At the end of each set, I mean, we were almost on par, and there was some wind. And it is true that we had to fight for points because of the wind. But I felt good, and I'm happy.

Q. At the end of the match, I mean, you celebrated the match to a certain extent. It means a lot for you to reach the Round of 16 in order to repeat the performance of last year?

DAVID NALBANDIAN: Of course. I need to produce other matches. I'm under the impression that I played confident, and I played well.

Q. So what about Davydenko? You know him, so what is your assessment about this match?

DAVID NALBANDIAN: I know him. I mean, we played ‑‑ we played against one another very often. He is a consistent player on virtue. I've played against him repeatedly. And I've won, and from time to time, I've lost.

Q. When you started the match, you said that your form was at 60%, and the rhythm was not good. But what about this match? With this match you've been able to bring up some energy.

DAVID NALBANDIAN: It was a good match. But the weather was too windy, and I felt good. And I played better than the other day. I am more confident. I'm calmer.

Q. Physically speaking, are you tired?

DAVID NALBANDIAN: No, I'm not tired. I was okay. Of course, you're tired after a match. But that was okay on the whole.

Q. Any game plan for this match? How did you envision your match?

DAVID NALBANDIAN: I wanted to win at any price. In fact, I didn't play this player very well. So it is very difficult to figure out what you're going to do. You step on the court; you play. And then you try to fire some good shots and so forth. But as I told you, it was tough. I won three sets, but these sets were quite close.

Q. So there was a tiebreak, and you were quite good in the tie break. I mean, you served very well.

DAVID NALBANDIAN: I played well.

今天回答的蛮中规中矩的
至少没说那个裁判是小丑
不过昨天那个裁判也不好

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还有小迪同学的猛烈版本——露点啦~~
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当然奶牛那个比较好玩
自己去看吧

Gaudio's Future Still Uncertain


Gaston Gaudio has toyed with the idea of retiring throughout his disappointing 2007 season.

After his loss today to Lleyton Hewitt in the second round of Roland Garros after being up two sets to love, the Argentine is still uncertain of his future tennis plans.

Question: What about your schedule now? Will you go back to Buenos Aires?
GASTON GAUDIO: No. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do. No idea at all.

Question: Are you going to continue playing until the end of the year?
GASTON GAUDIO: Maybe, maybe. Frankly, I don't know. I mean, I haven't reflected on that. I don't know what I'm going to do, in fact.

Read more of Gaudio's post-match interview.

Gaudio's Future Still Uncertain

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我们家高美啊banghead ";})();ButtonMouseDown(this);'>cry

这个时候我就要批评我们家那只死海豚了
你不是和猫猫很好的嘛
干嘛之前还嘲笑人家
我就当你是激他了。。。。

Q. Was it a frustrating experience for you?

GASTON GAUDIO: I'm used to it. (Laughing).

美人的强颜欢笑cry

Q. Gaston, four years ago or two years ago you win here. The guy that you beat is not here anymore. How do you feel about Coria, Guillermo? Do you think he's going to come back? And do you feel sad he's having problems right now?

GASTON GAUDIO: I don't know. It's going to be pretty tough to get back. I don't know what the ranking of him now, but he must fight a lot to come back.

Actually, the tennis that he's got is unbelievable. He's a great player. So if he wants to be back, he's going to be here. But it's not going to be easy for him.

Q. Do you know very much about his status, how he's doing right now?

GASTON GAUDIO: No, no idea.

Q. You haven't practiced or seen him lately?

GASTON GAUDIO: No, I haven't seen him.
这个记者不想活了啊
尽然问那么多小强的问题
而且还在我们家高美输球之后问
evil

Q. When you won here, it was a great achievement. Has it, in some way, sort of been a shadow on what you've done since?

GASTON GAUDIO: Of course. After I won, I was playing pretty good, too. You know, in 2005, then I tried to, you know, get tired a little bit in 2006. And then after that ‑‑ well, actually everybody knows this year is one of the worst in my entire career, so...

So we'll see what happens. I don't know. I can't turn over, you know.

猫猫加油!!

Q. You seem to be quite cool after this defeat, you are not disappointed? How do you feel about this defeat?

GASTON GAUDIO: I feel a little bit better, I would say. I just lost, so I'm a little bit angry or cross. But I don't know what to tell you about it. I'm relatively confident with my game. I'm quite happy with my game, but there is a downside because I lost in the second round. I mean, I lost in the quarterfinals, so it's a kind of ambivalent feeling.

其实我也有这种感觉
如果说高美真的三盘输掉也许我也就这样晾着他了
但是他打得很顽强
除了发球上我觉得还要再努力努力(和胖子一起吧)
其他的应该就是意志+一点点体力上的问题
所以既为他高兴同时也灰常遗憾






HEIKKI&gf在坎城

坎城是雷诺作为专用车的
HEIKKI去当司机?
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嘿嘿....HEIKKI这算是走的红地毯伐

不许说小科显得羞涩....不许说小科不如那个女的高
更不许说小科这身衣服貌似像是从老布那里借来的......

宝宝要大家赞扬HEIKKI.....


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2007年5月23日星期三

Garfield 经典语录

 

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着

 

姓名:加菲猫(Garfield)
  性别:公猫
  品种:虎斑猫
  生日:1978年6月19日
  地点:意大利餐馆的厨房
  现在体重:“刚刚好”(加菲猫自己说的perfect)
  主人:乔恩-艾伯克,漫画家
  最大的嗜好:吃和睡
  最欣赏的人:自己
  最喜爱的运动:打一个长长的盹儿
  最喜爱的食物:意大利面、烤鸡、咖啡
  最欣赏的品行:懒惰
  最喜欢的攻击对象:欧迪(一条狗)
  最不喜欢:星期一、起床、减肥、蜘蛛和邮递员、小猫尼莫

电影里最经典的一句:
1)Love me, feed me, never leave me.爱我,喂我,不要离开我.

2)I hate Monday 我恨星期一

3)Money is not everything. There\'s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

4)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

5)Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

6)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

7)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

8)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

9)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

10)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好.

11)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

12)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

13)“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.

14)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

15)“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.

16)“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.

17)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.

18)When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

19)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.

20)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,所以何苦去学呢.

与其说它是只猫,不如说它是个大智若愚的哲学家。建议每个人都要好好学学加菲语录。

  1、幸福就是趴在有余温的电视机上睡觉。
  2、我真得试着去喜欢欧迪!可这个大笨蛋叫我怎么去喜欢呢?
  3、我真受不了猫毛,除非是我自己的。
  4.真不愿意起来,尤其我还病了,可还得带病坚持吃饭.
  5、节食是什么?就是一种自我否定。幸亏我能吃,而且不想否定自己什么。
  6、什么是星期一?星期一是用来给你快乐的一周加点失落感的。
  7.什么是看电视?电视不仅能给眼球儿找事儿干,也是一个全社会都能接受的吃零食的借口。
  8、别烦我,我想忧郁。
  9、你能不能用英语来说中国话?否则什么都别说。
  10、Jon:送披萨的是个女的。加菲:女披萨快递员?……快娶了她!

  11、我的体重是我自己的事。
   12、球状也是身材。

  13、爱情来得快去得也快,只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。
  14、今天我要做俯卧撑!……呃呀呀呀呀(实在撑不起来)……今天先俯卧,明天再撑。
  15、肚子大不可怕,可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。
  16、“欧迪在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖,真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样。不,难道我能坐视不管吗?我必须做点什么。”加菲拉上了窗帘。
  17、如果你不能击败你的敌人,那么就加入他们。
  18、别告诉别人我做过好事,那会破坏我的形象。

  19、把磅秤的零点调成负5公斤。多跟比你胖的人在一起。
  20、我胖我懒————可是我自豪!

  隆重推荐加菲的这几句话


“我相信世界将会变得更加适合居住:如果各国能够和平处理他们之间纠纷……如果大家都对陌生人微笑……如果没有人再去偷盗……如果人们开心大笑一些……如果每个人都给自己的猫喂意大利面条……如果我们最热爱自己家庭……如果人们彼此互相尊重……如果电影、电视中不再有暴力……如果不再有文盲……如果一家人能够多交流一些……如果朋友之间更加友爱……如果每个人每周至少有一次停下脚步抚摸一只猫。”

 
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